I am very excited for this. - Paul
IF YOU CAN SEE IN THIS PHOTO: a samurai cyborg gorilla wearing a single tennis shoe,
THEN YOUR MIND IS READY for the information contained in my one hour special called JOHN HODGMAN: RAGNAROK, premiering as a Netflix Original on June 20, 2013.
PLEASE VISIT and share: Bit.ly/JHragnarok
HOWEVER, if you just see a beautiful lady or an old hag or two wine glasses, please report back to Quonset Lab 7 for further BRAIN-TUNING.
THAT IS ALL
“So exactly how long are we supposed to sit here and wait for this shitbird to come on out of his hidey-hole?”
“Oh, I don’t even wanna hear it from you asshole.”
“The fuck did I do?”
“It was you runnin’ your mouth that got us on this bullshit stakeout in the first place! You just can’t resist fuckin’ with the chain of command, can you? Gotta be the cowboy. Fuckin’ big-mouth dickhead.”
“Look, you know I was right about that prick crooked councilman! He’s as guilty as— okay, door just opened. There’s our guy. He’s on the move.”
“All right. Now. How do we get out of this thing?”
“Hell if I know— how did we even get into it?